Laws of the Evil Twin.
- Sex partners are like houses. When selecting one, keep in mind that you may very well be stuck with it for the rest of your life.
- A parent who is your best friend is neither.
- When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
- Fall down seven times, get up eight
- You don't feel hungry after seeing starving kids on TV.
You don't feel poor after you've done Thanksgiving in Apellacia.
You don't feel crazy after 7 hours in the waiting room of a mental hospita